Signs of the Times

“Yeah, I cancelled all my grape contracts for this year. I’m going to see what’s out there — or even just buy juice in a few months.”
– Overheard by Sniffy Sniff

Worldly Goods

“That’s one of my most prized possessions. The ________ 25th Anniversary glass etched in gold.”
They do say stemware makes a wine taste different.

Take Me Home Tonight

“I’m taking this one home with me tonight. I’m glad I’m only three blocks away.”
“You’re afraid someone’s going to mug you for wine?”
“It’s an incredible bottle.”