February 9, 2010

Picky Drinker

“Ewwww. I don’t want the Mumm. It’s too effervescent.”

February 8, 2010

Frownies

“Hmmm, I think I got rid of that wrinkle during that Botox for charity event.”

February 5, 2010

Sexy Time

Woman with baby in tow, loudly on cell phone: “Yeah, I’m in the sexy bras aisle of Ross. No, I won’t tell you what I’m looking at until Valentine’s Day.”

Delightful.